“ I knew I could count on my fellow teachers at Kentwood Academy to be there for me a few weeks after I needed them most. Honestly, though, I hope you weren’t too put out. You really needn’t have gone to all the trouble of sending me this plastic bag filled with air. Boy am I glad you did, though! It’s so shiny, bobbing up and down there—I bet my cancer’s going into remission already.
I Was Going to Succumb To Cancer, But Then I Got This Mylar Balloon | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
