“I don’t want to have to do this at all,” I told her. “I’m doing this to prevent my baby’s suffering. I don’t want another sonogram when I’ve already had two today. I don’t want to hear a description of the life I’m about to end. Please,” I said, “I can’t take any more pain.”
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#2: “Besides, I was #2 most fit, and you were #4, so you should listen to my advice.” April 16, 2009 10:34pm.
This blog has been accused of having no purpose and, worse, of responding days late to news already on digg. So, as the first of many possible running features, I will be using Rumblr Stumblr to catalog the many instances Robot calls me fat. These statements will be presented without context or comment, and hopefully will be seen in the least objective light possible. Without further ado:
#1: “You should really do some step aerobics. You could stand some tightening.” April 16, 2009, 10:15pm.
“Well maybe if you followed me on Twitter, we wouldn’t need to have this conversation!”
In that regard: Hello.
White Whine - A New White Person Complaint DailyWe’re going to need to discuss this. Take a few days to familiarize yourself with it.
I’m doing my best to keep Virginia dark. Much much more here: http://mapscroll.blogspot.com/2009/03/geography-of-personality.html
Inuit Throat Singing: Kathy Keknek and Janet Aglukkaq (long) (via FrancesWindward)
Inuits are weird.
“Two men hold her arms and feet while a third, a black-turbaned fighter with a flowing beard, whips her repeatedly. “Please stop it,” she begs, alternately whimpering or screaming in pain with each blow to the backside. “Either kill me or stop it now.” A crowd of men stands by, watching silently. Off camera a voice issues instructions.
“Hold her legs tightly,” he says as she squirms and yelps. After 34 lashes the punishment stops and the wailing woman is led into a stone building, trailed by a Kalashnikov-carrying militant. Reached by phone, Taliban spokesman Muslim Khan claimed responsibility for the flogging. “She came out of her house with another guy who was not her husband, so we must punish her. There are boundaries you cannot cross,” he said.”
Watch the video.
“We are amazed,” Father Fitzgerald wrote to a bishop in 1957, “to find how often a man who would be behind bars if he were not a priest is entrusted with the cura animarum,” meaning, the care of souls.
Fucking disgusting. If Home Depot had one-tenth the rate of abuse as the Catholic Church, no one would bat an eye as the population rose up and burned every Home Depot to the ground.
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