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For those of you who want kids…

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And there will be no hugs!

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A submarine, Mr. Wayne. Just like a submarine.

A submarine, Mr. Wayne. Just like a submarine.

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#2: “Besides, I was #2 most fit, and you were #4, so you should listen to my advice.”  April 16, 2009 10:34pm.

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This blog has been accused of having no purpose and, worse, of responding days late to news already on digg.  So, as the first of many possible running features, I will be using Rumblr Stumblr to catalog the many instances Robot calls me fat.  These statements will be presented without context or comment, and hopefully will be seen in the least objective light possible.  Without further ado:

#1: “You should really do some step aerobics.  You could stand some tightening.”  April 16, 2009, 10:15pm.

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“Well maybe if you followed me on Twitter, we wouldn’t need to have this conversation!”

In that regard: Hello.

White Whine - A New White Person Complaint Daily
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The animals will rise up to kill us all.

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The animals will rise up to kill us all.

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Inuit Throat Singing: Kathy Keknek and Janet Aglukkaq (long) (via FrancesWindward)

Inuits are weird.

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“We are amazed,” Father Fitzgerald wrote to a bishop in 1957, “to find how often a man who would be behind bars if he were not a priest is entrusted with the cura animarum,” meaning, the care of souls.

Fucking disgusting. If Home Depot had one-tenth the rate of abuse as the Catholic Church, no one would bat an eye as the population rose up and burned every Home Depot to the ground.

Columns - Savage Love - Dan Savage - The Stranger, Seattle’s Only Newspaper
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It’s with great sadness that I announce that in a few weeks, murky coffee will be relocating from here in Clarendon to a new location in Washington DC.” And Arlington just became a little more depressing. murkycoffee: Letter to our customers
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We are in Park City, Utah snowboarding. Today there was a costume ski contest. My vote was for Geico caveman; when I had a chance to share a gondola with him, I squealed a little.

We are in Park City, Utah snowboarding. Today there was a costume ski contest. My vote was for Geico caveman; when I had a chance to share a gondola with him, I squealed a little.

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